| G | C | |
| When I was a | little bitty boy |
| D | G | |
| my | grandmother bought me a | cute little toy |
| G | C | |
| Silver bells hangin' | on a string |
| D | G | |
| she | told me it was my | ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| And | then mother took me to | Grammer School |
| D | G | |
| But | I stopped all in the | vestibule |
| G | C | |
| Every time that | bell would ring |
| D | G | |
| catched me playin' with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| Once I was climbing the | garden wall |
| D | G | |
| I | slipped and had a | terrible fall |
| G | C | |
| I | fell so hard I | heard bells ring |
| D | G | |
| but | held on to | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| Once I was swimming cross | Turtle Creek |
| D | G | |
| many snappers all a- | round my feet |
| G | C | |
| Sure was hard swimming | cross that thing |
| D | G | |
| with | both hands holdin' | my ding-a-ling |
spoken . . . "Everybody sing along!"
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling, | my ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| This here song it | ain't so sad |
| D | G | |
| the | cutest little song you | ever had |
| G | C | |
| Those of you who | will not sing |
| D | G | |
| You | must be playin' with your | own ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| Your ding-a-ling, | your ding-a-ling |
| D | G | |
| We | saw you playin' with | your ding-a-ling |
| G | C | |
| My ding-a-ling | everybody sing |
| D | G | |
| I | want to play with | my ding-a-ling |