| D | G | D | |
| I was looking | thru the portholes out on | Heaven. |
| G | Em | G | |
| Wondering what the | hell I am going to | do. |
| D | G | D | |
| When the minister | walks in and speaks the word | "11". |
| G | Em | G | |
| Saying that there is | nothing left to | cho | ose. |
| Em | G | Em | G | |
| What a stupid | fool, | let's send 'em back to | school. |
| D | G | Bm | A | D | |
| But it's | al | right, | now, | 'cause I'm in | Heaven. |
| A | G | D | |
| You don't need to | express your admi | ration, |
| A | G | D | A | Bm | |
| 'cause holiness is | something that you | have or | haven't | got |
| D | G | A | |
| and it | can't be | bought, no it can't be | bought. |
| D | G | D | |
| Someone oughta | save me from | salvation, |
| G | Em | G | |
| someone oughta | see the things | I've d | one. |
| D | G | D | |
| They never would have | given me this strange | vocation, |
| D | G | Em | G | |
| sitting in this | happy, holy | su | n. |
| Em | G | Em | G | |
| I'm not the only | one, | who likes to get things | done. |
| D | G | Bm | A | D | |
| But it's | al | right | now, | 'cause I'm in | Heaven. |
| A | G | D | |
| I think I burned the | dresses of all the | angels. |
| A | G | D | A | Bm | |
| Their plastic wings | were all destroyed by | just one | dirty | look |
| D | G | A | |
| and that was | all it | took, that was all it | took. |
| D | G | Bm | A | D | G | Bm | A | |
| But it's | al | right | now, | 'cause I'm in | Heaven. | x4 |