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Right Turn Clyde  Bloodhound Gang

[F]Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public [G]Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the [Am]one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a [F]little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a [G]chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I [Am]think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a [F]hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompati[G]ble though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a [Am]grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a [F]song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I [G]wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I [Am]ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

[F] All in all you're just a[G]nother dick with no [Am]balls
[F]Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't [G]wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy [Am]paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a [F]piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you [G]like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Wife [Am]beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that [F]Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a [G]Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a [Am]lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I [F]cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got [G]records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this [Am]yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone


[F]Right [G]turn [Am]Clyde (repeat as long as it takes)

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