I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
(spoken:)
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
[Bb5] [A5] My friend Jerry [B5]Vandergrift kissed me in [C#5]Home Ec. class[E5] [B5]
[A5]Later in the afternoon some [B5]jarheads in the locker room [C#5]kicked my ass
[B5] [A5] I said guys I'm like [B5]you I like Monster Trucks [E5]too
Wanna see how [Eb5]many [C#5]push-ups I can [A5]do?
B5 (stop)
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
[E5]Chicks dig guys that are
[B5]Queer guys that don't dig
[E5]Chicks that don't dig guys like [B5]me
See I'm not queer I'm too ug[A5]ly
VERSE 2:
[A5]But if I were [B5]handsome just imagine how [C#5]great it would be[E5] [B5]
Inco[A5]gnito as a gay though but not [B5]actually that way though pseudo [C#5]homo phony
[B5] [A5]Maybe it's a stupid theory [B5]or maybe just stupidi[E5]ty
But if I was a [Eb5]queer[C#5]bee in the fashion indu[A5]stry
Scoring with a [B5]super model would be [C#5]easy
VERSE 3:
Cause 'super [A5]model' means voluptuous but [B5]also is synonomous with
'[C#5]super dumb'[E5] [B5]
Ya see I'd [A5]be a good listener so she'd [B5]treat me like a sister and
[C#5]soon I'd become[B5]
[A5] That trusted friend that [B5]cares that rubs her back and braids her [E5]hair
No it wouldn't [Eb5]be a [C#5]week before I'm in her under[A5]wear
B5 (stop)
I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
[E5]Chicks dig guys that are
[B5]Queer guys that don't dig
[E5]Chicks that don't dig guys like [B5]me
See I'm not queer I'm too ug[A5]ly
VERSE 4: (play like Verse 3)
BRIDGE:
[E5]Chicks[C#5] [C#5] [B5] [A5] [Bb5] [B5] [B5] [A5] [C#5] [Eb5]
[E5] [C#5] [C#5] [B5] [A5] [Bb5] [B5] [B5] [A5] [C#5] [Eb5]
VERSE 5: (play like Verse 3)
OUTRO:
[C#5]Chicks dig guys that are
[B5]Queer guys that don't dig
[C#5]Chicks dig guys that are
[E5]Queer guys [B5]that don't dig
[C#5]Chicks dig guys that are
[B5]Queer guys that don't dig
[C#5]Chicks that don't dig guys like [E5]me
See I'm not [B5]queer I'm too ug[C#5]ly
And I [B5]don't shave my heiny
[C#5]Don't shave my heiny
[E5] See I'm not [B5]queer I'm too ug[C#5]ly
And I [B5]don't shave my heiny
[C#5]Don't shave my heiny
[E5] See I'm not [B5]queer I'm too ug[C#5]ly
And I [B5]don't shave my heiny
[C#5]Don't shave my heiny
[E5] See I'm not [B5]queer I'm too u[C#5]gly
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