| G | D | Am | |
| Ukele Boy | will you marry | me |
| G | D | Am | |
| We can grow ol | d together, | have a family |
| G | D | Am | |
| When I saw you | playing I sobbed and | cried |
| G | D | Am | |
| And now that I | can't find you | feel's like I died inside |
| G | D | Am | |
| What is it | that I have to | do? |
| G | D | Am | |
| I'd even | kill the president, | if you wanted me to |
| G | D | Am | |
| If I did | that would it make you | happy? |
| G | D | Am | |
| If I did | that would you marry | me? |
| CHORUS |
| BRIDGE(pick slowly) |
| G | D | Am | |
| And now as | I lay | here |
| G | D | Am | |
| And cry my | self to s | leep |
| G | D | Am | |
| Know that I | always l | oved you |
| G | D | Am | |
| My heart is | yours to | keep |
| CHORUS |