| E | A | E | |
| It's | Tuesday on the | is- | land |
| B | E | |
| N | ot much going | on |
| A | E | |
| The parties are all | o- | ver |
| B | E | |
| They | ended just past | dawn |
| E | A | E | |
| The | jungle drums are | beat- | ing |
| B | E | |
| With the | tales from late last | night |
| A | E | |
| Cause stories bear r | epea- | ting |
| B | E | |
| For | everyone's de | light |
| Chorus: |
| E | A | E | |
| You can | hear 'em on the coconut | telegraph |
| B | E | |
| Can't keep | nothin' under their | hat |
| A | E | |
| You can | hear 'em on the coconut | telegraph |
| B | E | |
| Sayin' | who did dis and | dat |
| A | E | B | E | |
| Dis and | dat, | dis and | dat |
| Now I'm not one for dealing gossip |
| But was he that big a fool? |
| To do a belly buster high dive |
| And miss the entire pool? |
| And what became of sweet Melissa? |
| And the boy nobody knew |
| Did Ricardo ever find her? |
| I swear it's just between me and you |
| 2nd Chorus: |
| But you can hear it on the coconut telegraph |
| By now everybody knows |
| You can hear it on the coconut telegraph |
| Just who comes and goes |
| Comes and goes, comes and goes |
| A | E | B | A | E | B | |
| La la la | la la la | la | la la la | la la la | la |
| A | E | |
| La la la | la (la la la la la) |
| A | E | B | |
| La la la | la (la la la la | la) |
| It's hump day on the island |
| The lines have all gone dead |
| All the juicy news is history |
| I guess everything's been said |
| But when the eagle flies on Friday |
| And the boys break out the rum |
| Then the joint begins to jumpin' |
| And you'll hear those hotlines hum |
| Last Chorus: |
| Put it on the coconut telegraph |
| All the celebration and the stress |
| Baby put it on the coconut telegraph |
| In twenty-five words or less |
| I want to hear it on the coconut telegraph |
| All the celebration and the stress |
| Baby put it on the coconut telegraph |
| In twenty-five words or less |
| Dis and dat, comes and goes |
| Dis and dat, comes and goes |
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| // Mike A. Hall // "If I don't die by Thursday, // |
| // mhall@moe.coe.uga.edu // I'll be roarin' Friday night." // |
| // // --J.Buffett // |
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