| D | D7 | G | |
| I really do, | appreciate the | fact you're sittin' here |
| D | E7 | A7 | |
| Your voice sounds so wonderful, but your | face don't look too | clear |
| G | D | |
| So | barmaid bring a pitcher | , another round o' brew |
| G | A | D | D7 | |
| Honey | why don't we | get drunk and | screw?... |
| (Chorus) |
| G | D | |
| Why don't we get drunk and | screw? |
| E7 | A7 | |
| I just bought a waterbed filled | up for me and you |
| G | |
| They | say you are a snuff queen |
| D | |
| Honey | I don't think that's true |
| G | A | D | |
| So, | why don't we | get drunk and | screw? |
| (spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go..." violin solo |
| D | D7 | G | |
| ---- | ------ | -- |
| D | E7 | A7 | |
| ---- | ------ | --- |
| G | D | |
| ---- | -- |
| G | A | D | D7 | |
| ---- | ----- | ---- | --- |
| G | D | |
| Why don't we get drunk and | screw? |
| E7 | A7 | |
| I just bought a waterbed filled | up for me and you |
| G | |
| They | say you are a snuff queen |
| D | |
| Honey | I don't think that's true |
| G | A | D | |
| So, | why don't we | get drunk and | screw? |