| C | Em | Bb | A | |
| Fat ugly | fat man swam in a | red tire made of ston | e |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| A pa | inted lady paddled | next to him with t | wo poodles o | n her l | ap |
| C | Em | |
| Garbo quietly p | icked a flower |
| Bb | A | |
| While the | chauffeur won his check | again |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| And | Barrymore took an | noname out and | diamond | fell like | rain |
| C | Em | Bb | A | |
| Cisco Kid and a | bald headed waitress | trapped underneath a bed of b | rass |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| The | french cook served them | chocolates and some | cold cuts | on the g | rass |
| C | Em | Bb | A | |
| L | ouilla ripped her | zebra pants in the | polo l | ounge |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| And | Errol Flynn was | not let in cause | he was | coming d | own |
| C | Dm7 | |
| Up in Zanadu d | iamonds fell like rain |
| G | F | C | |
| Citizen Kane was king p | oor Citizen | Kane |
| C | Em | Bb | A | |
| Valentino | suddenly appeared in his | midnight blue t | uxedo |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| Had a | falcon on his | shoulder eating | chicken | from his | hands |
| C | Em | Bb | A | |
| And | Fatty Arbuckel | waddled by on | way to the bath house | green |
| Dm7 | G | C | F | C | |
| F | rankenstein ate the leading | lady and l | icked the | carcass c | lean |
| C | Dm7 | |
| Up in Zanadu d | iamonds fell like rain |
| G | F | C | |
| Citizen Kane was king | poor Citizen | Kane |
| Copyright @ 1971 Kyo Music & Bad Boy Music |
| From the "Byrdmaniax" LP Columbia Records |
| ^?^? |