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| Where, | where the | hell is | Bill? (x4) |
| (verse 1) |
| A | D | E | A | |
| Well maybe he | went to get a | sideways | haircut |
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| Maybe he | went to get a | striped | shirt |
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| Maybe he | went to get some | plastic | shoes |
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| Maybe he | went to get some | funny | sunglasses |
| (chorus) |
| (verse 2) |
| Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka |
| Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter |
| Maybe he went to get a British Flag |
| Maybe he went to go ??? |
| (chorus) |
| (verse 3) |
| Well maybe he went to get a mohawk |
| And maybe he went to get some gnarly ??? |
| Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard |
| Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks |
| (chorus) |
| If you have any comments, corrections or other music by this band, please contact me! |
| (mich@alrescha.demon.co.uk) |