| A | |
| Strange times in Portland, Maine |
| G | |
| Lobsters dancing on the docks |
| A | F | F# | |
| Switzerland's been wierd since they unplu | gged the clocks |
| D | |
| Man and a woman in Brooklyn Heights |
| C | |
| Each convinced the other's in the wrong |
| D | B | B# | |
| While last ye | ar the divorce rate trippled in Ho | ng Ko | ng |
| D | |
| If through all the madness |
| Em7 | |
| We can stick together |
| A | D | |
| We're safe and so | und |
| Em7 | D | |
| The wo | rld's just inside out and upside do | wn |
| A | |
| Flash from Mexico |
| G | |
| The Toreadors have all turned gay |
| A | F | F# | |
| Roman whores have quit to seek a b | etter w | ay |
| D | |
| Dope has undermined the morale of |
| C | |
| The Buckingham Palace guards |
| D | B | B# | |
| Motorcycle ga | ngs ride naked down Hollywood Bo | uleva | rd |
| D | |
| If through all the madness |
| Em7 | |
| We can stick together |
| A | D | |
| We're safe and so | und |
| Em7 | D | |
| The wo | rld's just inside out and upside do | wn |
| A | G | |
| Marahaj wants you to le | ad a pilgrimage to Tibet |
| A | F | F# | |
| New York women want me sounding off like a Su | ffraget | te |
| D | C | |
| I know that each of us is a | ll alone in the end |
| D | B | B# | |
| But the trip | still feels less dangerous when you've go | t a f | riend |
| D | |
| If through all the madness |
| Em7 | |
| We can stick together, you and me forever |
| A | D | |
| We're safe and so | und |
| Em7 | D | |
| The wo | rld's just inside out and upside do | wn |
| Em7 | D | |
| The wo | rld's just inside out and upside do | wn |
| E | G | A | D | D7 |