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Goodbye Squirrel  Cledus T. Judd



[C]Me and Harold Bumpert were [F]outdoors men
[C]Set in our backwoods [G]ways
[C]Both members of the [F]huntin' club
[C]Both active in the [G]NR[C]A -Nation Redneck Association
[C]We scouted a location where we [F]had no doubt
[C]We'd kill the biggest buck in the [G]world-about a 34 pointer
[C]Harold waited in his [F]tree stand
[C]But, all he [G]seen was a [C]squirrel
[C]Dang near two weeks since the the [F]season started and
[C]Neither one of us was [G]amused
We had a on [C]real tree camo, [F]high-powered ammo
But [C]no big [G]game to [C]shoot
[C]Then we finally saw a deer as [F]big as a horse
[C]Harold had it in his [G]cross-hairs
But that [C]squirrel jumped off a [F]branch above us and
[C]Landed in [G]Harold's [C]hair (...get it out...)
Harold [Am]fell off the stand, on his [G]head he landed
[F]Like a wimp he [C]laid there and cried
Till I [Am]climbed on down, picked him [G]up off the ground
And it [F]didn't take us long to [G]decide...that squirrel had to [C]die   [F]     [C]
Good-[G]bye squi[F]rrel
With black-eyed p[C]eas  [F]
Your gonna [C]taste good to [G]me-[F]squirrel
It's you or [C]me    [F]
Come on [C]out of that t[G]ree-s[F]quirrel
Hey guess what[C]    [F]
You've eaten [C]your last n[G]ut-s[F]quirrel
[C]Me and Harold went down to the [F]surplus store
[C]Bought a keg of dyno[G]mite
Two [C]baseball bats and a [F]case of M80's
We were [C]in for one [G]heck of a [C]fight-we'll show you
[C]When your huntin' with dumb and [F]dumber
[C]Somethings surely bound to go [G]wrong-now be careful
[C]And when Harold lit that [F]real short fuse
[C]I knew it [G]wouldn't be [C]long
When the [Am]dynamite [G]blew
Harold's [F]foot did [C]too
And [Am]fingers began to [G]fly
We were barely [F]alive when the Game Warden [G]'rived
And [F]much to our [G]suprise, that squirrel didn't [C]die   [F]     [C]
Good-[G]bye [F]squirrel
Just one more shot ([C]boom)  [F]
You'll be in[C] my crock [G]pot-s[F]quirrel
You'll make a lunch[C]    [F]
You over [C]grown chip[G]munk-[F]squirrel
I'll skin ya hide[C]    [F]
And make a [C]hat when it's [G]dried-[F]squirrel
Dadblame, Earl, my gosh, Ronnie Milsap could see better than you.
I said gimme that, gimme that gun... Look out!(boom boom .. boom)
I think I killed something.


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