| D | A | |
| Don't never put your hat on the bed, son. Never put your hat on the | bed |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause if your | hat's on the bed you might | wake up dead |
| A | D | |
| So don't you | never put your hat on the | bed |
| A | |
| But if you do be sure it's upside down, son. If you do be sure it's upside | down |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause | if there's any doubt it keeps the | luck from running out |
| A | D | |
| So if you | do be sure it's upside | down |
| A | |
| Never throw a match when it's dry, son. Never throw a match when it's | dry |
| D | G | |
| Don't you | never throw a match 'Cause the | grass might catch |
| A | D | |
| And | burn three counties when it's | dry |
| A | |
| Always keep an edge on your knife, son. always keep an edge on your | knife |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | vague uncertainies of | life |
| D | G | |
| Yes a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | uncertain vagaries of | life |
| G | A | D | G | |
| But I | never could sharpen no | knife like the | one who give the ad | vice |
| D | A | D | |
| Yodel- | aye, yodel- | aye, yodel- | ooh |
| A | |
| Well never sell the old .22, son. Never sell the old | .22 |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause the | old .22 shot a | gofer or two |
| A | D | |
| So don'tcha | never sell the old | .22 |
| A | |
| But aim it to the left, a little low, son. Aim it to the left a little | low |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause the | old iron sight fires | high and to the right |
| A | D | |
| So | aim it to the left, a little | low |
| A | |
| And always tip the glass when you pour, son. Always tip the glass when you | pour |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause if you | don't tip the glass then the | foam, it comes fast |
| A | D | |
| And | runs from the table to the | floor |
| A | |
| Always keep an edge on your knife, son. always keep an edge on your | knife |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | vague uncertainies of | life |
| D | G | |
| Yes a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | uncertain vagaries of | life |
| G | A | D | G | |
| But I | never could sharpen no | knife like the | one who give the ad | vice |
| D | A | D | |
| Yodel- | aye, yodel- | aye, yodel- | ooh |
| A | |
| Well be sure to put your horse away dry, son. Be sure to put your horse away | dry |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause a | hot, wet horse ain't | healthy of course |
| A | D | |
| So be | sure put your horse away | dry |
| A | |
| And be sure to thaw the bit when it's cold, son. Be sure to thaw the bit when it's | cold |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause if you | don't thaw the bit then your | pony's tongue sticks |
| A | D | |
| To the | frozen, metal bridle when it's | cold |
| A | |
| And never judge a man by his clothes, son. Never judge a man by his | clothes |
| D | G | |
| You gotta | look through the dirt and, Lord, | judge him by his work |
| A | D | |
| So don'tcha | never judge a man by his | clothes |
| A | |
| Always keep an edge on your knife, son. always keep an edge on your | knife |
| D | G | |
| 'Cause a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | vague uncertainies of | life |
| D | G | |
| Yes a | good sharp edge is a | man's best hedge |
| A | D | |
| Against the | uncertain vagaries of | life |
| G | A | D | G | |
| But I | never could sharpen no | knife like the | one who give the ad- | vice |
| D | A | D | |
| Yodel- | aye, yodel- | aye, yodel- | ooh |
| G | A | D | G | |
| But I | never could sharpen no | blade quite the | way that he | sayed |
| D | A | D | |
| Yodel- | aye, yodel- | aye, yodel- | ooh |