Alaska Highway Dan Bern
Capo 4
Intro: Em for as long as you like!
[Em]While riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe
[Em]I met Leonardo DiCaprio
[Em]Leo, he's tryin to get away from
[Em]The unwanted advances of Eminem
[C]Em's wearing drawstrings and lispin' along
[Em]Sayin' "please put me into your highway song"
I say [C]hey, who's goin' [G]my way
On that [B7]great Alaska [Em]Highway
[Em]I would never be so dumb
[Em]To say they stole an election
[Em]They bought the damn thing fair and square
[Em]The emperor's in his underwear
[C]Old King Cole's a merry old troll
[Em]Surgeon General smokes Marlboro
I say [C]hey, who's goin' [G]my way
On that [B7]great Alaska [Em]Highway
I say [C]hey, who's goin' [G]my way
On that [B7]great Alaska [Em]Highway
[Em]Commandment Three says Do Not Kill
[Em]Amendment Two says Blood Will Spill
[Em]God sits in his rocking chair
[Em]With two flat tires and one good spare
[C]Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
[Em]With a hey and a ho and a do si do
I say [C]hey, who's goin' [G]my way
On that [B7]great Alaska [Em]Highway
[C]West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn
[Em]Chong, can't we all just get along
[C]Anchored down in Kodiak
[B7]With a heart attack ak-ak-ak-ak-ak
[C]You oughta know by [B7]now, By Joel
(Note: on the recording, a solo is played over the verse progression and the
above break is then repeated. )
[Em]While hanging out with Cowboy Joe
[Em]Keith Richards stops to say hello
[Em]I play my guitar, he plays along
[Em]With song after song after song after song
[C]Now that I've played with the likes of him
[Em]Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend
I say [C]hey, who's goin' [G]my way
On that [B7]great Alaska [Em]Highway
(repeat chorus to end)
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