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| But they're | content to sit | back, maybe |
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| | watch a little Mork and | Mindy on channel | 57 | , maybe | kick |
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| back a cool, Coors | 16- | ouncer. | They're good, | fine people, |
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| | Stuart. | But they don't | know ... | what the queers are doing |
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| You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers |
| in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. |
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| Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. |
| Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. |
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| | Kept bugging his | old man. "Dad, | get me a burrow | owl. | I'll | never |
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| ask for anything | else as long as I | live." So the | guy |
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| breaks | down and | buys him a | burrow owl. |
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| Anyway, | 10: | 30, the other night, | I go out in my yard, and there's |
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| the | Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are |
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| you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my | burrow owl." |
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| | I say, "Jumping | Jesus on a | Pogo Stick. | Everybody knows |
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| the | burrow owl lives. In a | hole. In the ground. | Why the hell do you |
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| think they call it a burrow owl, | anyway?" Now | Stuart, do you |
| think a kid like that is going to know what the |
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| queers are doing to the soil? I first became aware of this about ten years ago, |
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| the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into |
| town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride |
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| The | man | said, "Keep your | head, and | arms, | inside |
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| the | Mixer at all times." But | Bill | Jr, he was a | DAAARE | DEVIL, | just |
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| like his | old man. He was | leaning | out saying | "Hey everybody, |
| | C |
| Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was de | capitated! They found |
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| his head over by the | snow | cone concession | . |
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| A few days after that, I | open up the mail. And there's a | pamphlet |
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| in there. From | Pueblo, Colorado, and it's | addressed to Bill, Jr. |
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| And | it's entitled, | "Do you know what the queers are | doing to our |
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| Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, |
| there's a big undeground homosexual population. |
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| Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. |
| You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government |
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| | says it's | due to poor | farming | . But I know what's | really going on, |
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| | Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. |
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| They're building landing strips for | gay | Martians, | I swear to |
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| You know what, Stuart, | I like you. You're not like the other |
| | F |
| people, | here in this trailer park. |
