| E | G | A | B | C# | D |
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| Lyrics and chords: |
| Intro: E, E, E, E |
| E | G | |
| Sixteen military | wives |
| A | E | |
| Thirty-two | softly focused brightly colored | eyes |
| E | G | |
| Staring at the natural | tan |
| A | E | |
| Of thirty-two | gently clenching wrinkled little | hands |
| A | B | |
| Seventeen company | men |
| C# | D | A | |
| Out of which | only twelve will | make it back | again |
| E | G | |
| Seargeant sent a letter to | five |
| A | E | |
| Military | wives, his tears drip down to ten little | eyes |
| B | |
| Cheer them on to their rivals |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| Cause | America | can, and | America | can't say | no |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| And | America | does, if | America | says it's | so |
| B | |
| It's so |
| ( D O N T P L A Y H E R E ) |
| And the anchorperson on TV goes |
| E | |
| La de da de da |
| E | G | |
| Fifteen celebrity | mimes |
| A | E | |
| Leaving their | fifteen sorted wretched checkered | lives |
| E | G | |
| Will they find the solution in | time |
| A | E | |
| Using their | fifteen pristine moderate liberal | minds |
| A | B | |
| Eighteen academy | chairs |
| C# | D | A | |
| Out of which | only seven | really even | care |
| E | G | |
| Doling out a garment to | five |
| A | E | |
| Celebrity | mimes, they're humbly taken by sur | prise |
| B | |
| Cheer them on to their rivals |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| Cause | America | can, and | America | can't say | no |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| And | America | does, if | America | says it's | so |
| B | |
| It's so |
| ( D O N T P L A Y H E R E ) |
| And the anchorperson on TV goes |
| E | |
| La de da de da de di de di de da |
| E | |
| La de da de da de di de di de da |
| Bridge: E, G, A, E, E, G, A, E |
| A | B | |
| Fourteen cannibal | kings |
| C# | D | A | |
| Wondering | blindly what the | dinner bell will | bring |
| E | G | |
| Fifteen celebrity | mimes |
| A | E | |
| Served on a | leafy bed of sixteen military | wives |
| B | |
| Cheer them on to their rivals |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| Cause | America | can, and | America | can't say | no |
| A | E | A | E | B | |
| And | America | does, if | America | says it's | so |
| B | |
| It's so |
| ( D O N T P L A Y H E R E ) |
| And the anchorperson on TV goes |
| E | |
| La de da de da de di de di de da |
| E | |
| La de da de da de di de di de da |
| E | |
| La de da de da de di de di de da |
| E | |
| De da de da de di de di de da |
| E | |
| De da de da de di de di de da |
| Outro: E, G, A, E, E, G, A, E, E, G, A, E |
| Well, that's it. Special thanks to Dan Quinn. |
| Enjoy! Tabbed by Jeff H. |