My Parties Dire Straits
[Em] [D/F#] [/] [G] [Em]
[Em] [D/F#] [/] [G]
[C] [D/F#] [/] [G] [Em]
[C] [D]Well this is [Em]my back yard -[C] my back g[B]ate
[Em] I hate to start my[C] parties l[B]ate
[Em] Here's the party cart - [C]ain't that grea[B]t?
[C] That ain't the best part baby - [D]just wait
That a [Em]genuine weathervane - it [C]moves with the [D]breeze
Port[Em]able hammock baby - who need[C]s trees
[D] It's casu[G]al entertain[Em]ing - we [G]aim to [Em]plea[D/E]se [Em]
[D] [G]At my parti[Em]es
[C] [D] [Em]Check out the shing[D]les - [C]it's brand ne[B]w
[Em] Excuse me while I mingle - [Am]hi, how are [B]you
[Em] Hey every[D]body - let me [C]give you a toas[B]t
[C] This one's for me - the [D]host with the most
[Em] [D] [/] [C] [B]
[Em] [/] [C] [B]
[Em] [D] [/] [C] [B]
[C] [/] [D]
[C] [D] [Em]It's getting a [D]trifle colder - step [C]inside my [B]home
[Em]That's a brass toilet tissue holder [Am]with its own tele[B]phone
[Em] That's a mu[D]sical doorbell - [C]it don't ring, I ain't [B]kiddin'
It plays [C]america the beautiful and [D]tie a yellow ribbon
[Em]Boy, this punch [D]is a trip [C]- it's o.[B]k. in my book
[Em] Here, take a sip [Am]- maybe a little hea[B]vy on the fruit
[Em] Ah, here comes the [D]dip - you [C]may kiss the [B]cook
[C]Let me show you honey - it's [D]easy - look
[Em] You take a [D]fork and spike 'em - [C]say, did you try [B]these?
[Em] So glad you like 'em - the se[C]cret's in the [D]cheese
It's [G]casual entertaining - we aim to [Em]pleas[D/E]e [Em]
[C] [D] At my [G]parties [Em]
[Em] Now don't talk to me [D]about the po[C]lar bear[B]
[Em] Don't talk to me about the [Am]ozone layer[B]
[Em] Ain't much of anything these days, even the air
They're [C]running out of rhinos - [D]what do I care?
Let's [Em]hear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees
Ain't [C]running out of nothing in [D]my deep freeze
It's ca[G]sual entertaining - we aim to [Em]pleas[D/E]e [Em]
[C] [D] At [G]my parties[Em]
[C] [D](do what [G]you please)
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