| F#m | D | |
| The king's crossing was the main | attraction |
| A | E | Bm | |
| Dominoes are fal | ling in a chain | reaction |
| F#m | D | |
| The scraping subject ruled by fe | ar |
| A | E | Bm | |
| Told me whiskey | works better tha | n beer |
| F#m | D | |
| The judge is on vinyl, decisions | are final |
| A | E | Bm | |
| And nobody gets | a reprie | ve |
| F#m | D | |
| And every wave is tidal |
| A | E | Bm | |
| If you hang arou | nd, you're going | to get wet |
| F#m | D | A | E | Bm | |
| I can't prepare for death any mo | re than I alread | y have |
| F#m | D | |
| All you can do now is watch the | shells |
| A | E | Bm | |
| The game looks e | asy, that's why | it sells |
| A | F#m | |
| Frustrated fireworks | inside your head |
| F#m | D | |
| Are going to stand and deliver t | alk instead |
| A | F#m | |
| The method acting tha | t pays my bills |
| F#m | D | |
| Keeps the fat man feeding in Bev | erly Hills |
| A | F#m | |
| I got a heavy metal m | outh that hurls obscenity |
| F#m | D | |
| And I get my check from the tras | h treasury |
| A | F#m | |
| Because I took my own | insides out |
| F#m | D | |
| It don't matter 'cos I have no s | ex life |
| A | E | Bm | |
| And all I want t | o do now is inje | ct my ex-wife |
| F#m | D | A | E | Bm | |
| I've seen the movie and | I know what happ | ens |
| F#m | D | |
| It's Christmas time and the need | les on the tree |
| A | E | Bm | |
| A skinny Santa i | s bringing somet | hing to me |
| F#m | D | |
| His voice is overwhelming but hi | s speech is slurred |
| A | E | Bm | |
| And I only under | stand every othe | r word |
| A | F#m | |
| Open your parachute a | nd grab your gun |
| F#m | D | |
| Falling down like an omen, a set | ting sun |
| A | F#m | |
| Read the part and ret | urn at five |
| F#m | D | |
| It's a Hell of a role if you can | keep it alive |
| A | F#m | |
| But I don't care if I | fuck up, I'm going on a date |
| F#m | D | |
| With a rich white lady, ain't li | fe great? |
| A | F#m | |
| Give me one good reas | on not to do it (Because we love you) |
| F#m | D | |
| So do it |
| A | E | Bm |
| F#m | D | |
| This is the place where time rev | erses |
| A | E | Bm | |
| Dead men talk to | all the pretty | nurses |
| F#m | D | |
| Instruments shine on a silver tr | ay |
| A | E | A | |
| Don't let me get | carried away |
| A | E | A | |
| Don't let me get | carried away |
| A | E | Bm | |
| Don't let me get | carried away. |