| Am | F |
| C | G | Dm |
| Am | F | |
| The King's crossing was | the main attraction |
| C | G | Dm | |
| Dominoes fal | ling in a chain reac | tion |
| Am | F | |
| The scraping subject rul | ed by fear told me |
| C | G | Dm | |
| Whiskey work | s better than beer |
| Am | F | |
| The judge is on vinyl, d | ecisions aren't final |
| C | G | Dm | |
| And nobody g | ets a reprieve |
| Am | F | |
| And every wave is tidal |
| C | G | C | |
| If you hang | around you're going | to get wet |
| Am | F | C | G | Dm | |
| I can't prepare for deat | h any more than I already have |
| Verse: |
| Am | F | |
| All you can do now is | watch the shelves |
| C | G | C | |
| The | game looks | easy, that's | why it sells |
| Chorus: |
| C | B/Am | |
| Frustrated fireworks | inside your head |
| Am | F | |
| Are going | to stand and deliver d | ark instead |
| C | B/Am | |
| The method acting that | pays my bills |
| Am | F | |
| Keeps the | fat man feeding in Bev | erly Hills |
| C | B/Am | |
| I got a heavy metal mouth, it | hurls obscenity |
| Am | F | |
| And I get | my check from | the trash treasury |
| C | B/Am | |
| Because I took my own insides | out |
| Am | F | |
| It don't matter cause I | have no sex life |
| C | G | Dm | |
| And | all I wanna do | now is | inject my ex-wife |
| Am | |
| I've seen the movie |
| F | C | G | Dm | |
| A | nd I know what happ | en | s |
| Am | |
| It's Christmas time |
| F | |
| And the | needle's on the tree |
| C | G | Dm | |
| A | skinny Santa is | bringing | something to me |
| Am | |
| His voice is overwhelming |
| F | |
| But his | speech is slurred |
| C | G | C | |
| And I | only | understand | every other word |
| C | B/Am | |
| Open your parachute and | grab your gun |
| Am | F | |
| Float do | wn like an omen, a setti | ng sun |
| C | B/Am | |
| Read the part and return | at five |
| Am | F | |
| It's a h | ell of a role if you can | keep it alive |
| C | |
| But I don't care if I fuck up |
| B/Am | |
| I'm going on a date |
| Am | |
| With a rich white lady |
| F | |
| Ain't life great? |
| C | B/Am | |
| Gi'me one good reason no | t to do it |
| (Because I love you) |
| Am | F | |
| So do it. |
| C | G | Dm |
| Am | F |
| C | G | Dm |
| Am | F | |
| This is the place where | time reverses |
| C | G | Dm | |
| And dead men tal | k to all the pre | tty nurses |
| Am | F | |
| Instruments shine on a s | ilver tray |
| C | G | C | |
| Don't let me get | carried away |
| C | G | C | |
| Don't let me get | carried away |
| C | G | Dm | |
| Don't let me be | carried | away |