The Real Slim Shady Eminem
Hey, this is my first ever tab! I hope you like it, I think it goes pretty well XD
I'd say for the strumming pattern, just strum down, but up before the chord
change, if that makes any sense.
CAPO: 4
Y'all [G]act like you never seen a [D]white person before
Jaws a[Em]ll on the floor like Pam, li[C]ke Tommy just burst in the door
[G]and started whoopin her as[D]s worse than before
[Em]they first were divorce, [C]throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the[G] return of the... "Ah, wait, no[D] way, you're kidding,
[Em]he didn't just say what I th[C]ink he did, did he?"
[G]And Dr. Dre said..[D]. nothing you idiots!
[Em]Dr. Dre's dead, he's [C]locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
[G]Feminist women love E[D]minem
chigga chigga ch[Em]igga
"Slim Shady, I'm si[C]ck of him look at him,
[G]Walkin' around grabbi[D]n' his you-know-what
Flippin the yo[Em]u-know-who," "Yeah, but he's [C]so cute though!"
[G]Yeah, I probably got a couple of scr[D]ews up in my head loose
But n[Em]o worse, than what's goin o[C]n in your parents' bedrooms
[G]Sometimes, I wanna get [D]on TV and just let loose, but can[Em]'t
but it's cool for Tom Green to [C]hump a dead moose
[G]"My bum is on your lips, my[D] bum is on your lips"
And if [Em]I'm lucky, you might just gi[C]ve it a little kiss
And t[G]hat's the message that we del[D]iver to little kids
And e[Em]xpect them not to know what a wo[C]man's clitoris is
Of co[G]urse they gonna know what interc[D]ourse is
By the time they hit f[Em]ourth grade
They got the Dis[C]covery Channel don't they?
[G]"We ain't nothing but m[D]ammals.." Well, some of us ca[Em]nnibals
who cut other p[C]eople open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
[G]But if we can hump d[D]ead animals and antelopes
[Em]then there's no reason that a man and an[C]other man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] B[G]ut if you feel like [D]I feel, I got the antidote
[Em]Women wave your pantyhose, s[C]ing the chorus and it goes
[Cborus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I[G]'m Slim Shady, yes I[D]'m the real Shady
All you o[Em]ther Slim Shadys are[C] just imitating
So w[G]on't the real Slim Shady pl[D]ease stand up,
[Em]please stand up, p[C]lease stand up?
[G]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his r[D]aps to sell his records;
[Em]well I do, so fuck him and f[C]uck you too!
You th[G]ink I give a damn about a G[D]rammy?
Half of you cr[Em]itics can't even stomach me, l[C]et alone stand me
"But S[G]lim, what if you win, wou[D]ldn't it be weird?"
[Em]Why? So you guys could just lie to [C]get me here?
So you c[G]an, sit me here n[D]ext to Britney Spears?
[Em]Shit, Christina Aguilera b[C]etter switch me chairs
so I can[G] sit next to Carson D[D]aly and Fred Durst
and he[Em]ar 'em argue over who she gave h[C]ead to first
[G]You little bitch, put me on [D]blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's c[Em]ute, but I think he's married t[C]o Kim, hee-hee!"
I should [G]download her audio on [D]MP3
and show the w[Em]hole world how you gave [C]Eminem VD [ABBB!]
[G]I'm sick of you little girl and b[D]oy groups, all you do is [Em]annoy me
so I have been s[C]ent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
[G]And there's a million of us j[D]ust like me
who c[Em]uss like me; who just don't gi[C]ve a fuck like me
who d[G]ress like me; walk, talk and [D]act like me
and j[Em]ust might be the next best th[C]ing but not quite me!
[Cborus]
I'm like a h[G]ead trip to listen to, c[D]ause I'm only givin you
[Em]things you joke about with your friend[C]s inside your living room
The[G] only difference is[D] I got the balls to say it
in front of y[Em]'all and I don't gotta be fa[C]lse or sugarcoated at all
[G]I just get on the mi[D]c and spit it
and wheth[Em]er you like to admit it [*ERR*] [C]I just shit it
better than n[G]inety percent of you ra[D]ppers out can
Then you wonder [Em]how can kids eat up these al[C]bums like valiums
It's f[G]unny; cause at the ra[D]te I'm goin when I'm thirty
[Em]I'll be the only person in the nu[C]rsin home flirting
[G]Pinchin nurses asses wh[D]en I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I[Em]'m jerkin but this whole bag of Vi[C]agra isn't working
And e[G]very single person is a S[D]lim Shady lurkin
He co[Em]uld be workin at Burger King, spi[C]ttin on your onion rings
[*BACB*] [G]Or in the parkin lot, c[D]ircling
Screaming "I don[Em]'t give a fuck!"
with his windows do[C]wn and his system up
[G]So, will the real Shady pl[D]ease stand up?
And [Em]put one of those fingers on e[C]ach hand up?
And be pr[G]oud to be outta your m[D]ind and outta control
and [Em]one more time, loud as you [C]can, how does it go?
[Cborus 4X]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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