Born And Raised Fake Problems
she'd never let anyone ruin my life but they sure try. [C] [Dm]
The d[C]ay that I turned 1[Am]8 my [F]grandfather t[G]old me, he said
"C[C]hris, I t[Am]hink you should j[F]oin the ar[G]my".
I said [C]I don't really th[Am]ink that I'm c[F]ut out for t[G]hat,
no I'm f[C]airly ce[Am]rtain I wo[F]uldn't l[G]ast.
But I d[C]o agree the b[Am]enefits are qu[F]ite asto[G]unding, but I kn[C]ow that
Am F G (G7) **
I would throw up if saw someone dying.
Chorus Â– same, but louder
But [C]if I w[Am]ent I would [F]make the b[G]est of [C]ev-[Am]ery [F] mom[G]ent,
and [C]show res[Am]pect to my c[F]ommanding o[G]fficer and [C]come h[Am]ome with a
m[F]edal or som[G]ething cool like that[C]. [Dm] [F] [G]
Just a few months ago my best friend inquired, he said
"Do you think you'll ever go back to college?" I said yeah, sure,
eventually when the time is right, when I find a university I kinda like.
Because I do agree the experience is quite enticing, if I don't get
too distracted by all the drinking.
But if I went I would make the best of every moment, and pay
attention to the teacher and come home with some knowledge or
something great like that.
** I like to add in the G7 cause it sounds good, but not required