| Verse 1: |
| C | Cm7 | FaddG | Bb | |
| F | asten your | seat belts for the | 7:30 | guided tour |
| Ab6/Bb | Bb | |
| Meet Mister Barth | olomew |
| Ab6/Bb | Am7-5 | |
| He will tran | slate for you |
| Abmaj7 | Ab6 | G7sus4 | G7 | |
| Please | tell him if you | do not under | stand |
| Verse 2: |
| You'll get an eyeful when we climb the highest tower in town |
| Above the mist and fog |
| We'll let our minds unclog |
| Please use the handrail when you're coming down |
| Bridge 1: |
| C | F/C | |
| P | ut on wooden s | hoes |
| C | Dm | |
| W | alk away all your b | lues |
| Em | F | G7sus4 | G7 | |
| Watch the w | indmills chase the g | ray clouds a | way |
| Instrumental break: |
| F A7/E Dm G (N.C.) |
| Verse 3: |
| There'll be no cameras taken on this portion of the trip |
| Best leave them all behind |
| They confiscated mine |
| For taking pictures of their paradise |
| Bridge 2: |
| Now we're crossing the wall |
| I hear the good times call |
| Up to the fourth floor |
| Gonna ride the riverboat home |
| Verse 4: |
| Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour |
| If you've enjoyed the tip |
| Please leave a little tip |
| A token for Bartholomew and me |
| Coda: |
| (repeat chorus w/wordless vocals to fade) |
| -- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers |