Flakes

Frank Zappa

 F#mE
 THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
 ED
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
 DF#mE
 WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
 EC#m
 THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
 DBm
 THERE WASTIN MINE
 G#m
 CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
 F#m
 BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM

(CHORUS)
 EAB
 SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST

THEY GOT THE FLAKES

FLAKES! FLAKES!
 F#mE
 THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
 ED
 YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
 DF#mE
 WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
 EC#m
 YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
 DBm
 BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
 G#m
 THERE LYIN AND LAZY
 F#m
 THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY

(CHORUS)
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
 DEm
 I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD

 D
IF MY JOB WOULD
 GAB
 SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
 DEm
 WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
 Em
 CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
 D
 AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
 GAB
 BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
 DEm
 YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
 D
 THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
 GA
 THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
 AB
 THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
 DEm
 AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY     
 D
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
 GA
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
 B
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL

E A B, E A B...ETC

E Eaug3rd E
I'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
 E
 WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
 AB
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
 EAB
 THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON

 EAB
 THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
 E
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
 AB
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY

E D E D E D ETC..

WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US

WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU

If you know this song it should come easy!

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Will Kaemmerling
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