Packard Goose

Frank Zappa

 ADE
 MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD
 C#mB
GOOSE                 
 AD
OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
 EC#mB
 NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE             
 ADE
WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED                   
 AGDE
NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM          
 C#MB
 DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
 AD
ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE     
 EAB
 WORST KIND OF SLEEZE        
 AD
SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF    
 EAB
 ENGLISH DISEASE                   
 AD
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE            
 GDE
 AW, SPARE ME PLEASE  

C#m B (CHORD SET 1)
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
 C#mB
 WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
 ABC#m
I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
WHORE
 F#
 AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
 A
 YOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)

 ADE
 FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN                  
 C#mB
THEIR HAND                           
 ADE
I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT                
 C#mB
 UNDERSTAND                            
 AD
THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS             
 EA
BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND            
 GDE
THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
HEY.

(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB

 F#
 JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
 A
 AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
 F#
 WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE

 ADE
IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT          
 C#mB
WE DO                
 AD
WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE     
 EC#mB
 LIKE YOU ALL TOO                        
 ADE
BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE                  
 C#m
THE REVIEW

E C#m A B etc, etc...
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL

NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN

submited by
Will Kaemmerling
merck@svpal.org


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