| A7sus | A7 | |
| Don't know much about dancin' |
| A7sus | A7 | |
| That's why I got this song |
| A7sus | D | |
| One of my legs is shorter than | the other |
| C | Bb | |
| 'N' both my feet's too long |
| E7 | A | |
| 'Course now right along with 'em |
| Dm7 | G | |
| I got no natural rhythm |
| B | C# | |
| But I go | dancin' every night |
| B | C# | |
| Hopin' one day I might get it right |
| C# | B | F# | C# | B | F# | |
| I'm a dancin' | fool, | I'm a Dancin' fool | (two time | s) |
| B | |
| (6/4) I hea | r that beat; I jump outa my seat, |
| But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a |
| C# | B | F# | C# | B | F# | |
| (4/4)Dancin' | fool, I'm | a | Dancin' fool |
| A7sus | A7 | |
| The disco | folks all dressed up |
| A7sus | A7 | |
| Like they's fit to kill |
| A7sus | D | |
| I wa | lk on in 'n' see 'em t | here |
| C | Bb | |
| Gonna give them all a thrill |
| E7 | A | |
| W | hen they see me comin' |
| Dm7 | G | |
| They all steps aside |
| B | C# | |
| They has a | fit while I commit |
| B | C# | |
| My social s | uicide, |
| I'm a |
| Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool |
| The beat goes on And I'm so wrong |
| The beat goes on And I'm so wrong |
| The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong |
| The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong |
| The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong |
| I may be totally wrong, but I'm a |
| Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool |
| Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa |
| I got it all together now |
| With my very own disco clothes, hey! |
| My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains |
| 'N' the spoon for up my nose |
| I am really somethin' |
| That's what you'd prob'ly say |
| So smoke your little smoke |
| Drink your little drink |
| While I dance the night away |
| I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.) |
| I may be totally wrong, but I'm a |
| I may be totally wrong, but I'm a |
| I may be totally wrong, but I'm a |
| FOOL-uh! |
| Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink? |
| Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is... |
| Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian! |
| Hah?Yer Jewish? |
| Love your nails...you must be a Libra... |
| Your place or mine? |