| C | AM | F | G | |
| Whos the | wan can dan, w | hos the big | ger man? |
| C | AM | F | G | |
| Whos the f | eatherwieght, w | hos the he | avyweight? |
| C | AM | F | G | |
| Whos the f | irst to show | wit they a | te before? |
| C | CM | |
| All that I know, | its to the bathroom I go |
| Chorus |
| C | AM | F | G | |
| Red wine, | white wine, I | whitey all the | time |
| C | AM | F | G | |
| Red wine, | white wine, I | whitey all the | time..... |
| |C AM|F G| |
| Verse 2 |
| Guess Im the wan can dan, guess hes the biggest man. |
| Guess im the featherweight, guess hes the heavyweight. |
| Spin spin spin spin the room is spinnin aroon me. |
| Toilet pan toilet pan to whom she I owe everythin |
| REPEAT CHORUS |
| I cin drink mare than yo ma da cin drink mare than your da nah nah nah nah |
| Im bigger than you ma das bigger than your da nah nah nah nah |
| baba | baba | baba | ba | ba |