| Em | G | |
| Take a look at my | girlfriend |
| C | D | |
| She's the only one I got | (ba ba da da) |
| Em | G | |
| Not much of a | girlfriend |
| C | D | |
| I never seem to get a lot | (ba ba da da, ba ba da da) |
| Em | G | |
| It's been some time since | we last spoke |
| C | D | |
| T | his is gonna sound like a | bad joke |
| Em | G | |
| But momma | I fell in love | again |
| C | D | |
| It's safe to say | I have a new girl | friend |
| Em | G | |
| And I know it sounds | so old |
| C | D | |
| But cupid | got me in a chok | ehold |
| Em | G | |
| And I'm | afraid I might give | in |
| C | D | |
| Towels on the | mat my white flag is | wavin' |
| Em | G | |
| I mean she even cooks | me pancakes |
| C | D | |
| And | Alka Seltzer when my tummy | aches |
| Em | G | C | |
| If that ain't | love then I don't | know what love is |
| Em | G | |
| We even got a secret | handshake |
| C | D | |
| And she loves | the music that my band | makes |
| Em | G | |
| I know I' | m young but if I had to | choose her or the sun |
| C | D | |
| I'd be one nocturnal | son of a gun |