Twydale's Lament Half Man Half Biscuit
(intro F Eb F)
[Bb]Indicate then you stupid [G]bastard how was I supposed to [C]know
That you intended to go [E]left, I'm not a mind reader[Bb] [G] [C] [E]
You shall be [Bb]cast away into the [G]fiery pit and in the [C]fiery pit there are
E (instr F)
Eternal sleeping policemen.
[F]I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge
I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream
Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull, splendid.
I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway
And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening
As that's where he likes to go for the quiz
He believes he is needed for the music round
His friends obviously humour him
Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table
And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette
I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands
Which he finds most annoying, most annoying.
(instr F, F Bb F, Dm C F (x2)
Gouranga Gouranga, [Bb]yes I'll be [F]happy
When [Dm]you've been arrested for de[C]facing the [F]bridge
Gouranga Gouranga, [Bb]yes I'll be [F]happy
When [Dm]you've been arrested for de[C]facing the [F]bridge
Gouranga Gouranga, [Bb]yes I'll be [F]happy
When [Dm]you've been arrested for de[C]facing the [F]bridge
Gouranga Gouranga, [Bb]yes I'll be [F]happy
When [Dm]you've been arrested for de[C]facing the [F]bridge
Gouranga Gouranga, [Bb]yes I'll be [F]happy
When [Dm]you've been arrested for de[C]facing the [F]bridge
Bb F (fade out)
Gouranga Gouranga, yes I'll be happy
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