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C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C


 Dsus2-C
           In the kingdom of the blind

 Dsus2-C
           It's said the one-eyed man is king

 Dsus2-C
          And in the kindom of the bland

 Dsus2-C
          It's 9 o'clock on ITV

 Dsus2-C
         I believe I've seen holograms

 Dsus2-C
         With more substance than you

 Dsus2-C
          Automatic doors

 Dsus2-CDsus2
          They don't open for you  

CHORUS

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2FG
You meet up on a Monday with your Corgi registered friends

VERSE 2

 C
 You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'

 Dsus2-C
          You'd like to go there one day

 Dsus2-C
          When they've put up the gun towers

 Dsus2-C
          To keep the hippies away

 Dsus2-C
          December sees Kitzbuhel

 Dsus2-C
          Clad in Lowe Alpine

 Dsus2-C
          Your children are painfully soulless

 Dsus2-CDsus2
          Ralph's in Brize Norton  

CHORUS

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2FG
Doing Del Boy impressions with your Corgi registered friends

WHISTLE SOLO

e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------|
G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------|
G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|


GUITAR SOLO

F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------|
D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------|
A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|


VERSE 2

 C
 For sale: gym equipment

 Dsus2-C
          But now your jeans are too tight

 Dsus2-C
          Amanda Burton on autopilot

 Dsus2-C
          Is all you need each night

 Dsus2-C
          I wear a tolerance robe

 Dsus2-C
          I have the patience of Job

 Dsus2-C
          But when I hear you wife's silly giggling

 Dsus2-CDsus2
          At Ann Summers parties  

CHORUS

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2
 C-O-R-G-I (Corgi registered friends)

 FDsus2FG
Going to medieval banquets with your Corgi registered friends

CODA

Stick this in your Volvo

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------|
D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------|
A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|


Rpt to end


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