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[Dsus2]      [-]  [C]  In the kingdom of the blind
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C]  It's said the one-eyed man is king
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] And in the kindom of the bland
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] It's 9 o'clock on ITV
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C]I believe I've seen holograms
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C]With more substance than you
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Automatic doors
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] They don't open for you [Dsus2]
CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
You [F]meet up on a Monday with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
VERSE 2

[C]You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'

[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] You'd like to go there one day
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] When they've put up the gun towers
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] To keep the hippies away
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] December sees Kitzbuhel
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Clad in Lowe Alpine
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Your children are painfully soulless
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Ralph's in Brize Norton [Dsus2]
CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
Doing [F]Del Boy impressions with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
WHISTLE SOLO

e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------|
G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------|
e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------|
B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------|
G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------|



GUITAR SOLO

F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------|
D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------|
A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|



VERSE 2

[C]For sale: gym equipment

[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] But now your jeans are too tight
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Amanda Burton on autopilot
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] Is all you need each night
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] I wear a tolerance robe
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] I have the patience of Job
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] But when I hear you wife's silly giggling
[Dsus2]      [-]  [C] At Ann Summers parties [Dsus2]
CHORUS

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)

[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
Going to [F]medieval banquets with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
CODA

Stick this in your Volvo

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------|
D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------|
A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|


Rpt to end

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