C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | In the kingdom of the blind |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | It's said the one-eyed man is king |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | And in the kindom of the bland |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | It's 9 o'clock on ITV |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | I believe I've seen holograms |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | With more substance than you |
| | Dsus2 | - | C | Dsus2 |
| | | | They don't open for you | |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 | F | G |
| You | meet up on a Monday with your | Corgi registered | frien | ds |
| | C |
| | You call Glastonbury 'Glasto' |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | You'd like to go there one day |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | When they've put up the gun towers |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | To keep the hippies away |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | December sees Kitzbuhel |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | Clad in Lowe Alpine |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | Your children are painfully soulless |
| | Dsus2 | - | C | Dsus2 |
| | | | Ralph's in Brize Norton | |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 | F | G |
| Doing | Del Boy impressions with your | Corgi registered | frien | ds |
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F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G
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| | C |
| | For sale: gym equipment |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | But now your jeans are too tight |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | Amanda Burton on autopilot |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | Is all you need each night |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | I wear a tolerance robe |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | I have the patience of Job |
| | Dsus2 | - | C |
| | | | But when I hear you wife's silly giggling |
| | Dsus2 | - | C | Dsus2 |
| | | | At Ann Summers parties | |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 |
| | C-O-R-G- | I (Corgi registered friends) |
| | F | Dsus2 | F | G |
| Going to | medieval banquets with your | Corgi registered | frien | ds |
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D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------|
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