Corgi Registered Friends Half Man Half Biscuit
Track: Corgi Registered Friends
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
INTRO
C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C
VERSE 1
[Dsus2] [-] [C] In the kingdom of the blind
[Dsus2] [-] [C] It's said the one-eyed man is king
[Dsus2] [-] [C] And in the kindom of the bland
[Dsus2] [-] [C] It's 9 o'clock on ITV
[Dsus2] [-] [C]I believe I've seen holograms
[Dsus2] [-] [C]With more substance than you
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Automatic doors
[Dsus2] [-] [C] They don't open for you[Dsus2]
CHORUS
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
You [F]meet up on a Monday with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
VERSE 2
[C]You call Glastonbury 'Glasto'
[Dsus2] [-] [C] You'd like to go there one day
[Dsus2] [-] [C] When they've put up the gun towers
[Dsus2] [-] [C] To keep the hippies away
[Dsus2] [-] [C] December sees Kitzbuhel
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Clad in Lowe Alpine
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Your children are painfully soulless
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Ralph's in Brize Norton[Dsus2]
CHORUS
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
Doing [F]Del Boy impressions with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
WHISTLE SOLO
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GUITAR SOLO
F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------| D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------| A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------|
VERSE 2
[C]For sale: gym equipment
[Dsus2] [-] [C] But now your jeans are too tight
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Amanda Burton on autopilot
[Dsus2] [-] [C] Is all you need each night
[Dsus2] [-] [C] I wear a tolerance robe
[Dsus2] [-] [C] I have the patience of Job
[Dsus2] [-] [C] But when I hear you wife's silly giggling
[Dsus2] [-] [C] At Ann Summers parties[Dsus2]
CHORUS
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
[F]C-O-R-G-[Dsus2]I (Corgi registered friends)
Going to [F]medieval banquets with your [Dsus2]Corgi registered [F]frien[G]ds
CODA
Stick this in your Volvo
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------| D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------| A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
Rpt to end
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