Asparagus Next Left Half Man Half Biscuit
Track: Asparagus Next Left
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed
INTRO
Riff A
[A] [D] [G] [A] [D] [G]
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[A] [D] [G] [A] [D] [G]
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We've [A]just been [D]performing a gue[G]rilla gig
In the [A]middle of [D]another group's gue[G]rilla gig
Well, [A]surely that's the [D]ultimate gue[G]rilla gig
But [A]still they [D]cried like [G]girls
[C]Road signs on our [C]coun[B]try [A]lanes [G]may
[G]Not be what they [D]seem
[C]Asparagus next [C]left[B] who[A] says[G]
[G]"I've been up [D]stream"
[C]Going down there for [C]plum [B]to[A]ma[G]toes
[G]It's not a good [D]idea
[C]For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
[D]'Bottomless perdition'
Riff A
When the [A]club versus [D]country dis[G]pute arose
Small [A]children were [D]trampled in the [G]exodus
We [A]all knew [D]someone at [G]primary school
Who h[A]ad a really [D]powerful [G]magnet
[C]New potatoes [C]this [B]a [A]way [G]an
[G]Arrow points i[D]nnocently
[C]Dirt track to a [C]dar[B]ker [A]place [G]that's
[G]What it says to [D]me
[C]Last chance for [C]han[B]ging [A]bas[G]kets
[G]There even giving you [D]clues
[C]Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
[D]Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO
[G] [C]
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[G] [C]
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[G] [C]
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[G] [C]
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Riff A
What[A]ever [D]happened to the [G]plumber's van
[A]Humble [D]amateur [G]transit van
[A]Vans have be[D]come [G]ridiculous with their
[A]Strate[D]gies and [G]logistics
[C]Veer soon for [C]mar[B]ma[A]lade [G]I
[G]Don't think so [D]Joe
[C]And why are the [C]trac[B]tors [A]tur[G]ning
[G]We really ought to [D]know
[C]So stay alert [C]mi[B]nor [A]roads[G]
[G]Remember Phyllis [D]...
[C]Ooh, rhubarb let's go
She's [D]still not been accounted for[A]
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