| E | Amin | |
| TAKIN BACK |
| E | Amin | |
| THE STOLEN CRACK |
| E | Amin | |
| OILY CLOTHES |
| E | Amin | |
| AND VIDEOS |
| E | Amin | |
| THE WEALTHY RACES |
| E | Amin | |
| HAVE SOLD THEIR FACES |
| E | Amin | |
| ITS GONNA MEAN LES | S |
| E | Amin | |
| WHEN THE VAPORS REACH US |
| B | G | |
| YOU WOULDNT CATCH THE F | LU |
| B | G | |
| EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU | TO |
| B | G | |
| WIDE EYES ARE COVERED IN D | UST |
| B | G | |
| THE GRASS IS GREENER ON V | ENUS |
| CHORUS: (X2) |
| A | G | D | E | |
| YOU'RE A HAND DRAWN FACSIMI | LE B | UT NOT THE ONLY O | NE |
| A | G | C | A | |
| WHO'S CRIPPLED MIND HAS LEFT THEM | BLIND AND S | TANDING ON THE S | UN |
| A | G | D | E | |
| YOU'RE A HAND DRAWN FACSIMI | LE A | ND IT'S PLAIN TO | SEE |
| A | G | C | A | |
| YOU'RE A CARBON COPY OF A S | HAME, S | PILLING DOWN ON | ME |
| 2ND VERSE: |
| FRANK ZAPPA |
| NAMED HIS SON |
| MOON UNIT |
| NUMBER TWO |
| COMPOSTED |
| FURNITURE |
| ROTTING |
| JUST LIKE YOU |
| YOU WOULDNT CATCH THE FLU |
| EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU TO |
| WIDE EYES ARE COVERED IN DUST |
| THE GRASS IS GREENER ON VENUS |