Gordon Is A Moron

Jilted John

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D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)


Verse 1:

 F5
  I've been going,
 C5
  Out with a girl,
 F5
  He-e-r name,
 C5
Is Ju-u-lie.
 F5
  But last night,
 C5
She said to me,
 F5
When we were,
 C5
Watching telly...

Interlude:

G5 C5,
 G5C5
      This is,
G5 C5, G5 C5
What she said);

Verse 2:

She said;
 F5
  "Listen John,
 C5
love you,
 F5
But there's this,
 C5
Bloke I fancy.
 F5
  I dont want,
 C5
To two time you,
 F5
So it's the end,
 C5
For you and me".

Interlude:

 G5C5
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G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)


Verse 3:

 F5
  "Who's this bloke",
 C5
asked her,
 F5
  Go-o-or-don,
 C5
She re-plied.
 F5
  "Not that puff",
 C5
said dismayed,
 F5
  "Yes, but he's,
 C5
No puff" she cried.

Interlude:

G5 C5,
 G5C5
 G5C5
  "He's more of a man,
 G5C5
Than you'll ever be!"

Break:

A5, D5

 A5
  Here we go;
 D5
  2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

 G5C5
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B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Verse 4:

 F5C5
  I was so up-set,
That I cried,
 F5
  All the way,
 C5
To the chi-ip shop.
 F5
  When I came out,
 C5
  There was Gordon,
 F5
  Standing at,
 C5
The bu-us stop.

Interlude:

G5 C5,

 G5C5
  And guess,
Who was with him?

G5 C5,

 G5C5
  Yeah Julie;
And they were both,
 G5C5G5C5
Laughing at me.     

Verse 5:

 F5
Oh she is cruel,
 C5
And heartless,
 F5C5
  To pack me,     
 C5
For Gordon.
 F5
  Just 'cos he's,
 C5
Better looking than me,
 F5
  Just 'cos he's,
 C5G5C5
Cool and trendy.      

Verse 6:

 F5
But I know,
 C5
He's a moron,
 F5
  Gordon,
 C5
Is a moron.
 F5
  Gordon,
 C5
Is a moron,
 F5
  Gordon,
 C5
Is a moron.

Interlude:

 G5C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Break:

A5, D5

 A5
  Here we go;
 D5
  2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

 G5C5
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Coda:

 G5C5
Oh, she's a slag,
 G5C5
And he's a creep,
 G5C5
  She's a tart,
 G5C5
He's very cheap.
 G5C5
  She is a slut,
 G5C5
He thinks he's tough,
 G5C5
  She is a bitch,
 G5C5
  He is a puff.

 G5C5
  Yeah, yeah,
 G5C5
It's not fair,
 G5C5
  Yeah Yeah,
 G5C5G5C5
It's not fair.      

 G5C5
I'm so up-set,
 G5C5
I'm so up-set,
 G5C5
I'm so up-set.
 G5C5G5C5
  Yeah, yeah.      

(Fade)

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Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)


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