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Gordon Is A Moron  Jilted John

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    [G5]   [C5]                                                  
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x8)

Verse 1:

[F5] I've been going,
[C5] Out with a girl,
[F5] He-e-r name,
Is [C5]Ju-u-lie.
[F5] But last night,
She [C5]said to me,
When [F5]we were,
Watching [C5]telly...

Interlude:

G5 C5,
[G5]    [C5] This is,
G5 C5, G5 C5
What she said);

Verse 2:

She said;
[F5] "Listen John,
I [C5]love you,
But [F5]there's this,
Bloke I [C5]fancy.
[F5] I dont want,
To [C5]two time you,
So [F5]it's the end,
For [C5]you and me".

Interlude:

    [G5]   [C5]                                                  
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x3)


Verse 3:

[F5] "Who's this bloke",
I [C5]asked her,
[F5] Go-o-or-don,
She re-[C5]plied.
[F5] "Not that puff",
I [C5]said dismayed,
[F5] "Yes, but he's,
No [C5]puff" she cried.

Interlude:

G5 C5,
[G5]    [C5]                                 
[G5] "He's [C5]more of a man,
Than [G5]you'll [C5]ever be!"

Break:

A5, D5

[A5] Here we go;
[D5] 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    [G5]   [C5]                                                 
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Verse 4:

[F5] I was so up-[C5]set,
That I cried,
[F5] All the way,
To the [C5]chi-ip shop.
[F5] When I came out,
[C5] There was Gordon,
[F5] Standing at,
The [C5]bu-us stop.

Interlude:

G5 C5,

[G5] And [C5]guess,
Who was with him?

G5 C5,

[G5] Yeah [C5]Julie;
And they were both,
Laughing [G5]at [C5]me. [G5]   [C5]

Verse 5:

Oh [F5]she is cruel,
And [C5]heartless,
[F5] To pack me,    [C5]
For [C5]Gordon.
[F5] Just 'cos he's,
Better [C5]looking than me,
[F5] Just 'cos he's,
Cool and [C5]trendy. [G5]    [C5]

Verse 6:

But [F5]I know,
He's a [C5]moron,
[F5] Gordon,
Is a [C5]moron.
[F5] Gordon,
Is a [C5]moron,
[F5] Gordon,
Is a [C5]moron.

Interlude:

    [G5]   [C5]                                                 
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Break:

A5, D5

[A5] Here we go;
[D5] 2, 3, 4...

Interlude:

    [G5]   [C5]                                                 
e|----------|
B|----------|
G|-----5-5--|
D|--5--5-5--|
A|--5--3-3--|
E|--3-------| (x4)


Coda:

Oh, [G5]she's a [C5]slag,
And [G5]he's a [C5]creep,
[G5] She's a [C5]tart,
He's [G5]very [C5]cheap.
[G5] She is a [C5]slut,
He [G5]thinks he's [C5]tough,
[G5] She is a [C5]bitch,
[G5] He is a [C5]puff.

[G5] Yeah, [C5]yeah,
It's [G5]not [C5]fair,
[G5] Yeah [C5]Yeah,
It's [G5]not [C5]fair. [G5]    [C5]
I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set,
I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set,
I'm [G5]so up-[C5]set.
[G5] Yeah, [C5]yeah. [G5]    [C5]
(Fade)


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   [G5]        [C5]         [F5]         [A5]       [D5] 
[EADGBE]355xxx  [EADGBE]x355xx  [EAD]x810[G]10[BE]xx  [EADGBE]577xxx  [EADGBE]x577xx

Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)

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