If You Wanna Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be h[Eb]appy for the rest of your li[F]fe
Never make a p[D]retty woman your w[Gm]ife
So from my pe[Eb]rsonal point of vie[F]w
Get an ugly g[F]irl to marry you[Bb]
[Bb]A pretty woman makes a man loo[Bb]k small
And very [F]often causes his [Bb]downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
Ah-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman makes meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Repeat CHORUS then speak bottom remarks
Say man! (Hey baby) I saw your wife the other day!
(Yeah?) Yeah an' she's ug-leee! (Yeah, she's ugly,
but she sure can cook, baby.) Yeah, alright!