| B | E | |
| Chorus: | What's a | guy gotta do to get a girl in this town. |
| B | |
| Don't want to be alone when the | sun goes down. |
| Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around. |
| E | |
| What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this | town. |
| E | |
| Well, | ask anybody, I'm a pretty good guy. |
| B | |
| And the looks decent wagon did'nt | pass me by. |
| There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide. |
| Stop | B | |
| And I | don't understand why I gotta wonder | why. |
| Repeat Chorus |
| E | |
| Well, | cruise all around the right parking lots. |
| B | |
| A little time gets killed, a lot of | bull gets shot. |
| One'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got. |
| Stop | B | |
| When I | get to thinkin' maybe, she's a thinkin' maybe | not. |
| Repeat Chorus |
| E | |
| Had an | old man tell me , Boy, if you were smart. |
| B | |
| You'd hit the produce aisle at the | Super Wal-Mart. |
| So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart. |
| Stop | B | |
| All I | did was break her eggs & bruise her artichoke | hearts. |
| Repeat Chorus & last line |