| G | C | |
| I took a tram into | the fourth dimension |
| G | C | |
| Cos I had the blues, the blu | es of throwing it all away |
| G | C | |
| Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam | it the 4-D way |
| A | C | |
| And when I got there you know it had certain similar | ities |
| G | C | |
| Like no sm | oking anywhere |
| G | C | |
| And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the | fare |
| G | C | |
| 4-D Tequila anyone |
| A | C | |
| And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension |
| G | C | G | C | |
| In the d | iscosphere like Kublai | Khan, Kublai Khan |
| A | C | |
| And it was pretty goddam hazardous |
| G | C | G | |
| Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on | the | Illminster by-pass |
| C | G | C | |
| Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on | th | e Illminster by-pass |
| A | |
| Aqua-planing to the theme park |
| C | G | C | G | |
| We took a ride called the Banchoff-K | lein mega bottle ride |
| C | G | |
| Well, how we spewed i | nside, back and forth |
| A | C | G | C | G | C | |
| In t | ime, | mathmatics and pride, | in | side |
| G | C | |
| We've gone Balkan | we've gone Balkan anyway |
| A | C | |
| It absolutely had to happen to someone | today |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, there's no smokin | g anywhere - throw it all away |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, we've gone Balkan a | nyway - you can get rid of the blues this way |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, that's how we fix the | blues today |
| A | C | |
| It absolutely had to happen to someone | today |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, there's no smokin | g anywhere - throw it all away |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, we've gone Balkan a | nyway - you can get rid of the blues this way |
| G | C | |
| Yeah, that's how we fix the | blues today - throw it all away |
| G | C | G | |
| And its time to b | e doing something good |