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| G | C | D | G |
| G | |
| Well, he never got too lonely |
| C | |
| And he never got too sad |
| D | |
| But he never got too happy |
| C | G | |
| And that's what's just too | bad |
| G | |
| He never reached much further |
| C | |
| Than his lonely arms would go |
| D | |
| He wore a seatbelt around his heart |
| G | |
| And they called him Safety | Joe |
| Chorus: |
| G | |
| Safety Joe |
| C | |
| Safety | Joe |
| G | |
| What do you say? |
| D | |
| What do you | know? |
| G | |
| If you don't | loosen up the buckle |
| C | |
| On your heart | heart and start to chuckle |
| D | |
| You're | gonna die of boredom |
| G | |
| Safety | Joe |
| G | |
| Now Joe he lived in Baltimore |
| C | |
| 'Cause New York was too darn fast |
| D | |
| He sometimes went down to Washington |
| C | G | |
| Just to | view our nation's | past |
| G | |
| He never ate his vegetables |
| C | |
| Cause they were just too darn chewy |
| D | |
| And he never climbed much higher |
| G | |
| Than the arch in old St. | Louis |
| (Repeat Chorus 2x) |
| G | |
| Joe gradually grew meaner |
| C | |
| By not changin' his demeanor |
| D | |
| But he never did nothin' |
| G | |
| Too much for too | long |
| G | |
| Therefore his life never got much richer |
| C | |
| Than the day they took that picture |
| D | G | |
| In his birthday suit on the day that he was | born. |
| (Repeat Chorus) |
| D | |
| You're | gonna die of boredom |
| G | |
| Safety | Joe |
| That's golden |