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First Of May  Jonathan Coulton

[G]I woke up this morning
I had a [C]scone and a large house [G]blend
And [C]then a little [Cmaj7]conver-[Am]sation with my [C]squirrel and chipmunk [D]friends
I said I’m [G]sick and tired of winter
And I [C]wish that it was [G]spring
[C]And then a little [Cmaj7]fellow named [Am]Robin Redbreast
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Began to sing

And he sang
[Em] Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold [Am]winter’s gonna last forever
[Em] Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the [C]people to get [D]together
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Cause it’s the first of [G]May, first of May
Outdoor [C]fucking starts [G]today
So b[D]ring your favorite lady
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Or at least your favorite lay
The [C]water’s not cold baby [G]dip in your big toe
Mayb[D]e I’ll see you in fla[G]grante delicto
[C]Grass below you, [C]sky above
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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..

                                    [G] [C] [G] [C] 
fucking outside

I [G]thanked him for the information
I cried a [C]little when he flew a[G]way
I [C]watched an epi[Cmaj7]sode of The [Am]People’s Court
And I [C]tried to plan my [D]day
I [G]called up my old lady
She wasn’t [C]home so I called my [G]girl
I [C]asked her if she’d [Cmaj7]like to jo[Am]in me as I
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Entertain the world

And I said
[Em]Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I [Am]promise I will brush the

ants off
[Em]Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re [C]taking each other’s

pants off
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(repeat chorus)

So we [G]went to the park together
We were [C]walking in the midday [G]sun
We m[C]et all [Cmaj7]kinds of [Am]people and we  [C]
We fucked every[D]one
We [G]fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a [C]man with a tan Shar [G]Pei
[C]Everyone who [Cmaj7]needed [Am]fucking well they [C]
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They got fucked today

So come on
[Em] Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your [Am]heart, feel-the-spirit moving

through you
[Em] Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the [C]love when I stick it [D]to

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(repeat chorus)

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Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
fucking out[G]side[C/G], fucking o[G]utside,[C/G] fucking outsi-[C]i-i-i-i[Cm]-ide    [G]

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