| G | |
| I woke up this morning |
| C | G | |
| I had a | scone and a large house | blend |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | C | D | |
| And | then a little | conver- | sation with my | squirrel and chipmunk | friends |
| G | |
| I said I'm | sick and tired of winter |
| C | G | |
| And I | wish that it was | spring |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | |
| And then a little | fellow named | Robin Redbreast |
| C D EbDim (xx1212) |
| Began to sing |
| And he sang |
| Em | Am | |
| Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold | winter's gonna last forever |
| Em | C | D | |
| Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the | people to get | together |
| C9 (x32333) |
| Outside |
| (chorus) |
| G | |
| Cause it's the first of | May, first of May |
| C | G | |
| Outdoor | fucking starts | today |
| D | |
| So b | ring your favorite lady |
| C C/B C/A G G7 (x23033) |
| Or at least your favorite lay |
| C | G | |
| The | water's not cold baby | dip in your big toe |
| D | G | |
| Mayb | e I'll see you in fla | grante delicto |
| C | C | |
| Grass below you, | sky above |
| Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 |
| Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. |
| G | C | G | C |
| fucking outside |
| G | |
| I | thanked him for the information |
| C | G | |
| I cried a | little when he flew a | way |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | |
| I | watched an epi | sode of The | People's Court |
| C | D | |
| And I | tried to plan my | day |
| G | |
| I | called up my old lady |
| C | G | |
| She wasn't | home so I called my | girl |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | |
| I | asked her if she'd | like to jo | in me as I |
| C D EbDim (xx1212) |
| Entertain the world |
| And I said |
| Em | Am | |
| Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I | promise I will brush the |
| ants off |
| Em | C | |
| Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're | taking each other's |
| D |
| pants off |
| C9 (x32333) |
| Outside |
| (repeat chorus) |
| G | |
| So we | went to the park together |
| C | G | |
| We were | walking in the midday | sun |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | C | |
| We m | et all | kinds of | people and we |
| D | |
| We fucked every | one |
| G | |
| We | fucked a lady who sells ice cream |
| C | G | |
| We fucked a | man with a tan Shar | Pei |
| C | Cmaj7 | Am | C | |
| Everyone who | needed | fucking well they |
| D EbDim (xx1212) |
| They got fucked today |
| So come on |
| Em | Am | |
| Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your | heart, feel-the-spirit moving |
| through you |
| Em | C | D | |
| Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the | love when I stick it | to |
| you |
| C9 (x32333) |
| Outside |
| (repeat chorus) |
| Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 |
| Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. |
| G | C/G | G | C/G | C | Cm | G | |
| fucking out | side | , fucking o | utside, | fucking outsi- | i-i-i-i | -ide |