Re Your Brains Jonathan Coulton
[Verse]
[Em] Heya Tom, it?s [C]Bob From the of[G]fice down the ha[G]ll[Gmaj7]
[Em] Good to see you [C]buddy, how?ve you [D]been?
[C] Things have be[Em]en OK for me excep[Em7]t that I?m [A7]a zombie now
I really wish you?d let us [D]in
I [C]think I speak for [G]all of us when I [B7]say I under[Em]stand
Wh[C]y you folks might [G]hesitate to submi[B7]t to our de[Em]mands
But [C]here?s an FYI: [Cm]you?re all gonna die screaming
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re not un[G]reasonable, I mean, [D]no-one?s gonna eat your [C]
eyes
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re at an [Em]impasse here, [Bm]maybe we shou[C]ld[(C/B] comp[C]ro[C/B]mise[C]:[C/B)]
If you [C]open [C/B]up the d[Am]oors
[C]We?ll all [C/B]come in[C]side and [D]eat your [G]brains
[Verse]
[Em]I don?t want to ni[C]tpick, Tom, but [G]is this really you[GCmaj7]r plan?
[Em]To spend your whole l[C]ife locked inside a m[D]all?
[C]Maybe that?s OK for [Em]now but someday you?ll [Em7]be out of [A7]food and guns
And then you?ll have to make the[D] call
[C]I?m not surprised t[G]o see you haven?t[B7] thought it t[Em]hrough enough
[C]You never had the h[G]ead for all that b[B7]igger picture[Em] stuff
[C]But Tom, that?s what I d[Cm]o, and I plan on eating you slowly
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re not un[G]reasonable, I mean, [D]no-one?s g[C(C/B]onna e[C]at[C/B] you[C]r [C/B)]eyes
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re at an [Em]impasse here, [Bm]maybe we should c[C(C/B]omprom[C]is[C/B]e:[C] [C/B)]
If you [C]open [C/B]up the [Dm]doors
[C]We?ll all [C/B]come in[C]side and [D]eat your [D#]brains
Eb G#dim (xx5656) G#
I?d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure ap[G#m]preciate the way you?re working [D#]with me
I?m not a [A#]monster Tom, well, t[G#dim]echnically I [Cm]am
I guess I [G]am
[Verse]
[Em]I?ve got another[C] meeting Tom, m[G]aybe we could wr[G]ap it[Gmaj7] up
[Em]I know we?ll get [C]to common ground s[D]omehow
C (xx3434) Em Em7 A7
Meanwhile I?ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we?ll table this fo[D]r now
I?[C]m glad to see you [G]take constructive[B7] criticism [Em]well
Th[C]ank you for your t[G]ime I know we?re [B7]all busy as[Em] hell
And [C]we?ll put this [Cm]thing to bed when I bash your head open
[Cborus]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re not un[G]reasonable, I mean, [D]no-one?s gonna eat your [C]eyes[(C/B] [C] [C/B] [C] [C/B)]
[G]All we[D] want to do is[C] eat your brains[D]
We?re at an [Em]impasse here, [Bm]maybe we should [C]compromise:[(C/B] [C] [C/B] [C] [C/B)]
If you [C]open [C/B]up the [Am]doors
[C]We?ll all [C/B]come in[C]side and [D]eat your [G]brains
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