| 2 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | |
| x | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| x 2 3 0 0 |
| chorus |
| A6b Bm7 B/G? G |
| 2 2 0 0 |
| 2 3 2 0 |
| 2 2 4 0 |
| 0 4 4 0 |
| x 2 0 2 |
| x 2 3 3 |
| middle 8 |
| B/G? A6 Bm7 Em A7 |
| 0 2 2 0 0 |
| 3 2 3 0 2 |
| 4 2 2 0 0 |
| 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | |
| 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 3 0 2 0 0 |
| Verse 1 |
| A6 Bm7 B/G? A6 |
| Can you guess how much one man can sit and drink in one night? |
| Bm7 B/G? |
| But don't look so surprised |
| A6 Bm7 B/G? |
| Because this is a world where no one feels sorry for you, man |
| Em | A7 |
| In my drunken state I claim that |
| Chorus |
| A6b | Bm7 |
| I'm giving it up for good |
| A6b Bm7 B/G? G |
| Gotta tell you dear, that was a bad time |
| B/G? G |
| I was on the ground crawling on all fours |
| Verse 2 |
| Chorus x2 |
| Middle 8 |
| B/G? A6 |
| There were far too many lies |
| Bm7 B/G? |
| I was way out of line |
| B/G? A6 |
| This silly little boy, such a shame |
| Bm7 B/G? |
| I hope you're happy about the way that things worked out for me |
| Em | A7 |
| Cause I feel better now, yeah I'm much happier now |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaah |
| Repeat |
| Chorus |
| Chorus |