| A | E | D | |
| Clothes, clothes are all | dirty |
| A | |
| And we know t | hat |
| A | E | |
| We'll have to | find a way |
| D | A | |
| To the c | losest Laundroma | t |
| A | E | |
| Well I knew I was in a | hotel room |
| D | |
| When I | saw the painting on the wall |
| A | E | |
| Like a scene out of a M | ills and Boon |
| D | |
| Like a | rip-off of a Tretchikoff |
| A | E | |
| Tow lonely boats next | to the sea |
| D | |
| A | seagull flying, a house and a tree |
| A | |
| And I | looked at you |
| E | |
| And you | looked at me |
| D | |
| And I | thought to myself |
| (Chorus) x2 |
| A | E | D | |
| I'll get stuck in a s | mall room with you |
| D | |
| any day, any day now |
| (Bridge) |
| E | |
| How I know you |
| E | D | |
| How I'd s | how you |
| A | E | D | |
| Shows, shows are so | many |
| D | A | |
| In every different p | lace |
| A | E | |
| Place your faith in a | nother |
| D | A | |
| I'll be | there to help keep f | ace |
| A | E | |
| Well, I wish I would say what I | really mean |
| D | |
| But the | words arrange me in between |
| A | E | |
| If you could r | ead my mind, If you could r | ead my soul |
| D | A | |
| I'd n | ever have to let you know |
| D | |
| I'd never have to let you know |
| A | E | D |
| (Interlude) x2 |
| A | E | D | |
| I'll be your f | riend forever, boy |
| A | E | D | |
| Even when we a | ct so clever, boy |
| (Bridge) |
| (Chorus) x9 |
| A | E | D | |
| I'll get stuck in a s | mall room with you |
| D | D | |
| any | day, any d | ay |
| E | |
| any | day now |