I[Am] am a country bo[F]y of the nam[G]e of martin ni h[Am]ul
i was born and raised on a c[F]ountry farm with a[G]nimals as my compani[Am]ons
May[Em]o, Castle[Am]comber, Mu[Em]lingar, Ra[Am]thowth, ki[EM]ldare, the long mile [Am]road,
yea and Antr[Em]im and county [Am]tipp.
I said to my mother one fine morn i wish to be wed
she said dont be silly there not a fuckin woman and you'll have
to settle for a calf.
so i rode that calf for many a fine day and then i married my cousin
we've been married now for forth odd years and our kids are fucking
so when my wife goes out to mass on a chrisp and sunday morn
i go down to the local barn and i fill the cattle with sperm
and mayo and castlecomber.
i hope you enjoy the song it came from the heart.