| Dm | |
| Oh Mr Pleasant, how is Mrs Pleasan | t? |
| Am | |
| I hope the world | is treating you right, |
| G | |
| And your h | ead's in the air, |
| C | |
| And you're | feeling so proud, |
| Am | |
| 'Cause you're such a | success, |
| F | E | D | |
| And the | whole wide world | is on your side, he | y hey. |
| Dm | |
| How are you today? |
| Am | |
| People say Mr Plea | sant is good, |
| G | |
| Mr Pleas | ant is kind, |
| C | |
| Mr Pleas | ant's okay, |
| Am | |
| Mr Pleas | ant don't mind. |
| F | E | D | |
| As lon | g as Mr Pleas | ant's all right, hey he | y. |
| Dm | |
| How are you today? |
| E | |
| How's your father, how's your mother? |
| A | |
| How's your sister, how's your brother? |
| E | |
| How's your brand, new limousine, |
| A | |
| Twenty-four inch TV screen? |
| Fis | |
| Did you like prosperity |
| B | |
| More than you liked poverty? |
| E | E | |
| Life is easier | , so much easier, |
| E | A | |
| Life is easier | now. |
| D | Dm | |
| Oh Mr Pleasan | t, how is Mrs | Pleasant? |
| Am | |
| Did you know she was flirtin | g around |
| G | |
| With anothe | r young man, |
| C | |
| And he's | taking her out |
| Am | |
| When you ha | ve to work late? |
| F | E | D | |
| And it's not | so pleasan | t after all, hey hey. |
| Dm | |
| How are you today | ? |
| Am | |
| People say Mr Plea | sant is good, |
| G | |
| Mr Pleasa | nt is kind, |
| C | |
| Mr Pleasa | nt's okay, |
| Am | |
| Mr Plea | sant don't mind. |
| F | E | D | |
| As lon | g as Mr Pleas | ant's all right, hey he | y. |
| Dm | |
| How are you tod | ay? |
| G | |
| Mr Pleasant is goo | d, |
| C | |
| Mr Pleasant is kin | d, |
| Am | |
| Mr Pleasant's okay. |