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| 1.'Cause he | gets up | in the | morning, and he | goes to | work at |
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| nine, |
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| and he | comes | home at | five-thirty, gets the | same train | every |
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| time. |
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| 'cause his | world is | built on | punctuality, | to him it | never |
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| fails. |
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| Chorus: And he's | oh | so | good, and he's | oh, | so | fine, |
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| and he's | oh, | so | healthy, in his | body | and his | mind. |
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| He's a | well respected | man about town, |
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| doing the best things, | so | conservatively. |
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| 2.And his | mother | goes to | meetings, while his | father | paws the |
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| maid, |
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| And she | stirs her | tea with | countenance, while | discussing |
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| foreign | trade, |
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| And she | passes | looks as | well as bills at | every | sauve young |
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| man. |
| Chorus: |
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| 3.And he | likes his | own back | yard, and he | likes his | fags the |
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| best. |
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| 'Cause he's | better | than the | rest and his | own sweat | smells |
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| the | best. |
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| And he | hopes to | grab his f | ather's loot when | pater | passes | on. |
| Chorus: |
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| 4. And he | plays the | stocks and | shares, and he | goes to | the |
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| regatta. |
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| He | adores the | girl next | door, and he's | dying | to get at | her, |
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| But his | mother | knows the | best about the | matrim | onial | state. |
| Chorus: |
| A 60's blast from the past from Kraziekhat. |