| D | G | |
| If I was in the fridge, would | you open the door? |
| D | Bm | A | |
| If I was the gra | ss, would you m | ow your lawn? |
| D | G | |
| If I was your body, would you | still wear clothes? |
| D | Bm | A | |
| If I was a boog | er, would you b | low your nose? |
| G | A | |
| Would you | keep it? Would you | eat it? |
| D | Bm | G | A | D | A | |
| I'm just | tryin to give myself a re | ason, | for b | eing aro | und | . |
| D | G | |
| If I was the front porch swing would you | let me hang? |
| D | Bm | A | |
| If I was the da | nce floor would you s | hake your thing? |
| D | G | |
| If I was a rubber check would you l | et me bounce |
| D | Bm | A | |
| Up and d | own inside your b | ank account? |
| G | A | |
| Would ya | trust me, not to b | reak you? |
| D | Bm | G | A | D | A | |
| I'm just | tryin really hard to make | you, notic | e me bein | g aroun | d. |
| (Hang out on A for a while) |
| D | G | |
| If I was a haircut would you wear | a hat? |
| D | Bm | A | |
| If I was a | maid, could I | clean your flat? |
| D | G | |
| If I was the carpet would ya | wipe your feet, |
| D | Bm | A | |
| In time to | save me from | mud off the street? |
| G | A | |
| If you | liked me, if you l | oved me, |
| D | Bm | |
| Would you ge | t down on your knees and scrub | me? |
| Asus | Asus | |
| I'm a little | grubby |
| A | D | G | D | A7 | D | |
| From | being aroun | d. |