| E | A2 | |
| Dawn can't decide |
| C#m | B | |
| if there should | be more of the porch, |
| A5 | B5 | C5 | D5 | |
| she's sick of being | in | side. |
| E | A2 | |
| He read the signs |
| C#m | B | |
| and now they're | making out in Lan | caster |
| A | E | |
| just to | pass the time. | Woo! |
| Curtis C called. |
| Left a message in japenese. |
| Dawn took the call. |
| Reviewed the newest Taang! release |
| Joe shudda known that the Long Island Lolita would be the cause. |
| D | G | Bm | A | |
| Feels good to be Je | sse on the in | side today. |
| D | G | Bm | A | |
| Feels good to be Je | sse on the in | side today. |
| Gm | Cm | |
| G minor morning was a | D minor dawning. |
| Gm | Cm | |
| G minor morning was a | D minor dawning. |
| Gm | Cm | |
| G minor morning was a | D minor dawning. |
| E | A2 | |
| And you | strike, strike the | right chord, |
| C#m | B | |
| right chord, the | right chord in me. |
| A5 | |
| Strike the right | chord. |
| Bah bah bah bah. |
| Bah bah bah bah bah, bah bah, bah bah bah bah bah. |
| No paperwork. |
| No paperwork. |
| bah bah bah bah |
| bah bah bah bah bah, bah bah, bah. |
| bah bah bah bah. |
| B5 | C5 | D5 | |
| Bah | bah bah | bah bah | bah bah bah. |
| A5 | B5 | C5 | D5 | E5 | |
| bah bah bah. | Dawn can't decide. Dawn can't decide. |