| D | G | Em | |
| Life's like mayonnaise | soda |
| D | Em | G | |
| And life's like space | without | room |
| D | G | Em | |
| And life's like bacon and | ice | cream |
| D | Em | G | |
| That's what life's like | without | you |
| Life's like forever becoming but |
| Life's forever dealing in hurt |
| Now life's like death without livin' |
| That's what life's like without you |
| Life's like sanskrit to a pony |
| I see you in my mind's eye stranglin' on your tongue |
| What good is knowin' such devotion |
| I been around, huh, I know what makes things run |
| What good is seeing eye chocolate |
| What good's a computerized nose |
| And what good is cancer in April |
| Why no good, no good at all |
| What good's a war without killing |
| What good is a rain that falls up |
| What good's a disease that won't hurt ya |
| Why no good, no good at all |
| What good are these thoughts that I'm thinkin' |
| They must be better, huh, not to be thinkin' at all |
| A styrofoam lover with emotions of concrete |
| No, not much at all |
| What good is life without livin' |
| What good is a lion that barks |
| You've loved a life others throw away nightly |
| It's not fair at all |
| What's good |
| Oh, baby what's good |
| What's good |
| What's good, not much at all |
| Hey baby what's good |
| What's good |
| What's good, what's good |
| What's good, what's good, not much at all |
| What's good, what's good |
| What's good, life's good |
| Life's good, life's good |
| But not fair at all |
| Wow, this is better than a movie, |
| Paul Zimmerman |