| Dm | A+/D | Dm7 | G7 | F | |
| How | many | A&R men does it | take to change a | light bulb? |
| C | G | G7 | |
| I'll get back to you on | that |
| Dm | A+/D | Dm7 | G7 | F | |
| How | many | spells and dollars does it | take to make the | magic |
| C | G | G7 | |
| of pulling legends from a | hat |
| Am | Em | |
| Will they | take another sucker for an | undersell |
| Am | Em | |
| Regarding them with compliments and | muskatelle |
| Am | Em | |
| A | honeymoon in Vegas in a | plush hotel |
| G | G7 | |
| Well, that's a | sad town in the morning light |
| Dm | A+/D | Dm7 | G7 | F | C | G | G7 | |
| How | many | bullets in the | back does it | take | to kill a s | inging cowboy? |
| Dm | A+/D | Dm7 | G7 | F | C | |
| And | how | much | more of this | bullshit can you | take |
| G | G7 | |
| From the charming | envoy |
| Am | Em | |
| When your | making with the ballpoint on the | dotted line |
| Am | Em | |
| Devil's in his heaven and your | hair sublime |
| Am | Em | |
| You | fit the mold for stardom and the | big bells chime |
| G | G7 | |
| But it's | gold leaf on a wild, wild, | wind |
| Am | Em | |
| And | they're serving up your future with a | twist of lime |
| Am | Em | |
| Paying you in dollars for the | perfect crime |
| Am | Em | |
| And you're s | cratching off the silver for a | nail of grime |
| Am | G | G7 | |
| And | pissing in the bitter | wind |
| Dm | A+/D | Dm7 | G7 | F | C | |
| Last month's | colour you're | passed | your sell by | date |
| G | G7 | |
| And your days are | numbered |
| What is you shelf life? |
| Simple song, lots of chord changes (J wrote this one). Listen to the track |
| for the breaks and play verse chords. "End on Dm stroke", writes J. |
| tabbed by john m. |
| mailto:jamiii@concentric.net |