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| Once upon a time ago, |
| way up in the land of sleet and snow, |
| how this fairy tale would go |
| I could not have known. |
| I had searched around the world so mean, |
| from Livingston to Palestine, |
| trying to pursue my dream |
| of love |
| It was then I met this girl so fine, |
| she made me think so fast I left my thoughts behind |
| and I tried to pass for a |
| sophisticated, northern man. |
| I said "Why, yes, my dear, I know exactly what you mean, |
| because there's not so much I haven't done or seen, |
| and may I say your eyes are the loveliest |
| shade of jade." |
| (Chorus): |
| Em | Fm | F#m | Gm | G7/6 |
| I said Come on, baby |
| Em | Fm | F#m | Gm | G7/6 | |
| Come on, baby |
| Em | Fm | F#m | Gm | G7/6 | |
| woo-oo-oo come on, baby |
| E | A |
| It was then I knew I had made my first mistake. |
| She did not even start to wait. |
| And as she turned around to walk away |
| this is what she had to say: |
| She told me "Man I come from way down south, |
| I've got a picket fence with a picket house, |
| and I don't need no fast-talkin' |
| northern man like you around." |
| (Chorus) |
| Honey, I don't know just what you heard, |
| but Alabama is my favorite word |
| and Birmingham is a |
| long way from here. |
| Well I could see her light begin to shine. |
| She turned back around, her eyes met mine |
| and suddenly the whole world became |
| a better place. |
| Even if it was only for an instant |
| because it was then I knew I had made |
| my second mistake. |
| She told me "Man, that was a real good try, |
| but Alabama's not where I reside. |
| I come from where the river's wide, |
| and the crawfish hide." |
| (Chorus) |
| Honey, I don't know just what you heard, |
| but Louisiana is my favorite word, |
| and Now Orleans is a |
| long way from here. |
| She just looked at me and shook her head. |
| "Your lines are pretty sad," she said. |
| You are a lonely, weak, pathetic man |
| if this is doin' the best you can. |
| It was then I knew I had made my third mistake. |
| Three strikes, right across the plate, |
| and as I hollered "Honey, please wait" |
| she was gone. |
| (Chorus) |
| Honey, I don't know just what you heard. |
| Bartender set 'em up are my favorite words |
| because the love I need is a |
| long way from here. |
| So there I sat so all alone |
| like a king who sits upon his throne |
| and whose kingdom may have just gone home |
| with another kingdom. |
| So as you can imagine, much to my suprise |
| when the door was flung back open wide. |
| It was a miracle, she walked inside |
| and pulled her chair up next to me. |
| (one line - chords only) |
| And that's when she knew she had made her first mistake. |
| (Chorus - chords only, no vocal) |
| Honey, I don't know just what you heard, |
| but Come on, baby are my favorite words, |
| and where we're goin' is a |
| long way from here. |
| And where we're goin' is a |
| long way from here. |
| So like I said before, I could not have known |
| how this fairy tale would finally go |
| still the only certain thing for sure |
| is what I do not know. |
| So like the years and all the seasons pass |
| and like the sand runs through the hourglass |
| I just keep on running faster |
| chasing the happily I am ever after. |
| (one line - chords only) |
| I just keep on running faster |
| chasing the happily I am ever after. |
| (3 lines - chords only) |
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| Scott A. Anderson Southern College of Technology sanderso@st6000.sct.edu |