| D | G | D | |
| See that boy with | that gui | tar |
| G | D | A | D | |
| He's got | skinny l | egs like I | always wanted |
| G | D | |
| A girlfriend in his | car 'c | ause he's got |
| G | D | A | D | |
| Skinny leg | s like I | always wan | ted |
| G | D | |
| Now sister look at me agai | n |
| G | A | D | |
| Well, you'd | love me if I was as | skinny as h | im |
| 2. And see that boy with that guitar |
| He's got a shirt and tie like I always wanted |
| A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got |
| A shirt and tie like I always wanted |
| Now sister look at me again |
| Well, you'd love me if I was a dresser like him |
| 3. And see that boy with that guitar |
| He's got a blue Toyota like I always wanted |
| A Japanese girl in his car 'cause he's got |
| A blue Toyota like I always wanted |
| Now sister look at me again |
| Well, you'd love me if I was a driver like him |
| 4. And see that boy with that guitar |
| He's got a baby face like I always wanted |
| A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got |
| A baby face like I always wanted |
| Now sister look at me again |
| Well, you'd love me if I was a looker like him |
| 5. And see that boy with that guitar |
| He's got a little round ... like I always wanted |
| A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got |
| A little round ... like I always wanted |
| Now sister look at me again |
| Well, you'd love me if I had a ... like him |
| You'd love me if that were my rear end |
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| D | G | D | |
| But legs they | come and fac | es go |
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| Just like o | ld Toyo | tas |
| D | G | D | |
| The J | ap girl dumped my ass and | stole my clothe | s |
| G | D | A | D | |
| She t | ook my car | and le | ft me si | nging |
| See that boy with that guitar |
| He's got skinny legs like I always wanted |
| A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got |
| Skinny legs like I always wanted |
| Skinny legs like I always wanted |
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| "The little man knows all ..." |