| G#7 | G#7sus4 | |
| She hates my mama, she hates my | daddy too. |
| G#7 | G#7sus4 | |
| She loves to | tell me, she hates the | things I do. |
| G#7 | C#9 | |
| She loves to | lie beside me, almost | every night. |
| G#7 | D#9 | G#7 | D#9 | |
| She's no | lady, she's my | wife | . |
| Verse 2: |
| G#7 | G#7sus4 | |
| The preacher asked her, and she | said, "I do." |
| G#7 | G#7sus4 | |
| The preacher | asked me, she says, " | He does too!" |
| G#7 | C#9 | |
| The preacher | says, "I pronounce you ninety | nine to life! |
| G#7 | D#9 | G#7 | |
| Man, she's no | lady she's your | wife!" |
| Bridge: |
| C#9 | |
| I can't | remember how I met her, |
| G#7 | A7 | G#7 | |
| Seems, she's | always been hangin' | here off my | right arm, |
| C#9 | |
| I can't re | member how I ever, |
| A7 | A#7 | D#9 | |
| Thought that | I just couldn't | live without a woman's | charm. |
| Verse 3: |
| Now, even though she likes the smell of that French perfume, |
| And even though she walks around in them high-heeled shoes, |
| All I know is that I'm the one that pays the price, |
| Man, she's no lady, she's my wife. |
| Repeat Bridge and Verse 1 to close! |